Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show

Snow Ball Paul and Nothing Like a Good Day Drink: A Two-Part Storytelling event!

Ever been the victim of a micropenis? What about the victim of a good day drink? Today I tell the sad but funny story of --somehow--both. I'm joined at the afterparty by two women who are in the second part of the story, my friends "Melinda" and "Karlie." Let's talk about in....THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD??? Whaa?

An Evening With David Bergman

I tell the story of my creepy boss who I assume is going to molest me, but instead surprises me in a way I never expected. Afterwards, I'm joined by my bartending sister from another mister, Kasey, and we tell a few bar scar stories for you. Also, guys, why are there so many Nashville shitters?! Kasey's husband, Brett, stops by and pokes fun at us a few times, too. As always, if you want a copy of any of my books you can find them at aurianederudder.com. Mwah!!

Hotel Paper

This week, I tell the story of this hot hot HOT military guy that I boned in a conferwnce room, and I'm joined for The After Party by my friend Matthew, who tells us all about this really scary guy we like to call Vampire Eyes. It's all bad dates and awkward trysts! Enjoy!

The Nashville ! After party with Allie Jo Mo...

Today I tell the tale of the one, but sadly, not the only Nashville . Afterwards I'm joined by Allie Jo Mo and we talk stories, reveal a few bar scars and there's even a butt naked homeless woman mixed in there for ya. This is the Season 1 finale, but Not Literary will be back with a Season 2 where we're telling stories from Auriane's first book, Rebound.

Auriane Tries Mescaline! A Super Short Story

This week is short and sweet, just a little quickie about club drugs and accidentally assaulting my old, perv boyfriend. Just another Sunday morning, amirite?! We will be back in full force next week for the season 1 finale, complete with a boozy afterparty and VERY special guest! Brace yourselves for...THE TALE OF THE NASHVILLE !

”Please! Take Me to The Mall...” Auriane tries to become a stripper and FAILS. But wait,there’s more

Another short story from the book Not Literary, this one about a desperate man in a strip club and the all around f*ckery that was 2008. At the After Party, author Garin Pirnia joins us and we talk about our mutually wasted years in Chicago, blacking out, working for MyOpenBar, and big panties and trying to make good art (and a living) during the pandemic. Find Garin Pirnia on socials @gpirnia and visit her website GarinPirnia.com and hey, if you're a studio bro, toss her 20k, kay?

Ghost Party (Music free version)

Music! Drugs! Weirdly baggy pants and butterfly hair clips! Let's take a trip back in time to the late 90s / early 2000s... I'm joined by a very special guest and we talk a lot about druggggggs babaaay! Also music. Fashion. Raves. General Fu*kery. This version of the episode is music free. If you're interested in listening to the music version you can open Spotify and listen to it there. Enjoy!

Getting to Know Your One Night Stand: DON’T DO IT! (Music free version)

This is the story of the worst date I've ever been on in my entire life. At the after party, I'm joined by my friend Allison, who is the only person I know that's been on worse dates than I have. She has some real horror stories for you! Get ready for unsolicited pics, a butt guy with trypophobia, Yogi's on ecstasy and much, much more. Oh, and Auriane makes her debut...AS A RAPPER. This is the music-free version of Not Literary, and is available on all major streaming services. To hear the music, check us out on Spotify. 💕

Our Friend Jason: AFTER After Party

Of course an episode about Jason would run long into the night... In this special episode Joe and I get drunk and wax poetic for almost another hour. ⚠️ There was a lot of wine...

Our Friend Jason

This week I tell two of the more sentimental stories from Not Literary, about my good friend Jason who passed away in 2020. I then have a lengthy after party with my friend Joe where I drink way too much wine and we talk about everything from pooping to Jeffrey Epstein. I actually had to cut the after party in half, so there is a bonus episode this week if you want to hear Joe and I get really into it. Xoxo!!!