Not Literary: A Totally Unpretentious Story-Telling Show
Drugs! Debauchery! Divas! Drunks! Debutantes! Dates! Stories from writer Auriane de Rudder, narrated by the author herself. Boozy afterparties with guests from the story! You can get a copy of Not Literary or any of Auriane’s books by visiting Aurianederudder.com. You can also sign up for our mailing list on the site and get book tour and giveaway info. To donate to the Not Literary Podcast, Venmo @aurianederudder or Cashapp $Charlottefootlove. Any donation over $20 gets a special treat!
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Monday Apr 18, 2022
Monday Apr 18, 2022
This month, I read Temp to Perm, a short story about a temp job GONE WRONG (ever heard of a KILL TANK, anyone??!) in Charm City. Afterward, I'm joined by critically acclaimed poet (and my friend!) Stephen Zerance.am we get into some more gritty Baltimore Tales about psychotic twinks, teens in trunks and Jon Benet Waters. Stephen also reads a poem from his first book of poetry, Safe Danger, (BUY IT, TRUST ME) available on Amazon. Find and follow Stephen on Twitter @stephnz, or on Instagram @stephenzerance or follow his Bad-Girls-of-the-2000s meets Satanic-Cult-Worship meme page @lvcifers_revenge. Find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG @aurianederudder or go to Aurianederudder.com.
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Near-death experiences, Hasidic jerk offs, random legs falling from the sky, and so much more... it's New York City, baby! This month I'm joined by my friend Melissa, a long time New Yorker and we are telling lots of stories from NYC. I also read my story, 35 Cents, which is about a weird near-death experience in the city when I was a child. Shout out to Ink Babies Literary Magazine, where 35 Cents was originally published.
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Monday Feb 14, 2022
What happens when the douchebag you're dating thinks he's a bad boy in a movie, but he's actually more, like... Rumpelstiltskin? Auriane reads a new story (with AND BLOOD in it! Happy Vday) and is joined by filmmaker Jason Willford and stand-up comedian Bre Kelley. Btw, guys, THEY'RE IN LUVVVV! See, Not Literary isn't only for loveless cynics! Check out Jason's film Disco Demons at https://youtu.be/DyUxhXAvx7A and follow Bre @brefartturd and hunt down Roddy Tullenz in the flesh by following @latenightkaraokelbc or @nightmare_tycoon. Author Auriane de Rudder is your host and can be found at Aurianederudder.com or @aurianederudder
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
This month, I tell a tale about FREAKING OUT and then realizing that maybe, just maybe, things are actually okay. Or maybe even, pretty good? Seemed right for #thesetryingtimes. After the story is the after party with writer Garin Pirnia and then we open...Reggie's Bar! Never been to Reggie's? It's an online bar for days (and NYE's, apparently) where ya can't go out. Or for people who just like to drink in their sweat pants. Win! Win! Spoiler: I don't make it to midnight and yes, I take my top off. Are your ears horny, now?? Happy New Year!
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Merry Christmas! Happy Ramadan! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Hanukkah! In this episode: Getting hit on by monks, bathing with flea and tick shampoo, CHRISTMAS CHEER (in the form of public masturbation 😑), and of course a brand new holiday story from author Auriane de Rudder. Oh! And don't forget about Jesse and Auriane's holiday video, Cocaine Country Xxxmas! https://youtu.be/Rjd3TZtkMOI follow Jesse on IG @reaumurs and get ya paws on Auriane's books at aurianederudder.com. Happy New Year, everyone!
Monday Nov 08, 2021
Monday Nov 08, 2021
There's no gentle way to put this. This week, I'm going to introduce you to a literal dog f*cker. Fasten your seatbelts this is going to be a disgusting ride. Afterward, I'm joined by Erin, the "Buxom Brunette" from Rebound, and we talk about all the important stuff, like pimps, taking shots and, uhh, cheese?
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
This week, we read Amateur Night, a story about New Years Eve and...well? Boogins. Afterwards I'm joined by my friend (Brittney) and my other friend (Carolyn) and we reminisce about pimps, bar fights and our .
Monday Oct 25, 2021
Monday Oct 25, 2021
I tell the story of my first night working at Tumbleweeds, a country/hiphop nightclub with some very seedy clientele. For real tho, I had to pull a BABY out of the wet tshirt contest, y'all!! Afterwards I'm joined by none other than the famous Band-Aid Jenny Lane (ha) and we talk about band boys, bar scars and crashing weddings/pretending to be lost Midwesterners stuck at CMA fest. Xoxo Sapphire
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Monday Oct 18, 2021
This week I tell the story of the time my BFF and I sold sodas on the street dressed as Fantanas. With hobos. And then got chased by the cops. And so much more! Erna, or Svana from the story joins us at the afterparty and WE.GET.MESSY. Also, if you don't know about heisting the Buffalo Trace buffalo, now you know...
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
No special guest today for our super short half-way through it episode. I rest my liver this week and tell the humiliating tale of HOW Alex dumped me. Spoiler: I was dressed like A CASSEROLE... Buy a copy of any of my books at Aurianederudder.com XOXO -A
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